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Lauren ‘Boebart’ gleefully accepts crass, sexist award, complete with a Red Lobster gift card

Ah, whatevs. Boebert has no shame. Sure, she’ll pose with this monstrosity … 


Here’s a close-up shot for the nontweeters:


Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) was given something called the “Hottest Woman in Congress Award” by conservative talk show host Jesse Kelly.

The award misspelled the congresswoman’s name. She also received a gift card to Red Lobster.

In a clip from late January surfaced on Twitter by Patriot Takes, Boebert joined The Jesse Kelly Show, where the host congratulated her on her “high achievement.”

I can only assume host Jesse Kelly was hitting on her. I mean, who just gives a woman a free Red Lobster dinner without expecting things to get hot and heavy between his twin-bed-circa-1979 Battlestar Galactica sheets? Or whatever it is that people who give out such awards sleep on. To be fair, I’m making some (educated) assumptions.

This is America now: a passel of grinning twits documenting their dipshittery in official-looking certificates, while breathlessly awaiting the return of that big ocher mulch pile of pathologies. 

And though I myself never eat at Red Lobster, for some reason I still feel like puking. 

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